I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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