why didn't you poke me back
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize