dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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