just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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