oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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