we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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