You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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