i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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