I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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