yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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