I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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