I feel like abortions should bother me more
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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