like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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