I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize