this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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