I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Randomize
