I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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