But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
i am craving dick and cupcakes
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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