Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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