He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
