There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Floor bacon is actually really good
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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