Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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