"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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