Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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