I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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