all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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