North Korea, Best Korea!
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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