I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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