no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
nutella sex= disaster
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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