i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Randomize
