Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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