Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
well, you know. whores of a feather.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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