smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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