Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Enjoy the penises
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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