Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Randomize
