I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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