my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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