i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
When did angry sex become our thing?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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