I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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