so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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