please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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