just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
