My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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