If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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