she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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