The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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