Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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