at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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