Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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