I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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