I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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