the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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