Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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