Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
