I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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