You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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